“” Hoodie | Charcoal Black

Description:
For everyone who’s been ghosted, friend-zoned, or still texting “reached home?” — this one’s for you. The “<insert self-respect here>” Hoodie perfectly captures that post-simp era where you know you deserve better, but still send memes at 2 AM.

Designed with peak Samay Raina sarcasm and coder-core energy, it’s a wearable reminder that sometimes HTML tags have more structure than your relationships.

Key Features:

Premium cotton-poly fleece — soft enough to cry in comfortably

Minimal text print that speaks louder than your last apology paragraph

Spacious kangaroo pocket — for your phone, tissues, and poor decisions

Ribbed cuffs and hem — holds shape better than your self-control

Unisex relaxed fit — kyunki low self-esteem sabko suit karta hai

Color: Charcoal Black
Material: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
Available Sizes: S | M | L | XL | XXL

Wash Care:
Machine wash cold, inside-out.
Do not bleach — self-respect thoda bacha lo.
Iron lightly, not on print — humility already enough garam hai.

Ideal For:
Tech bros, broken hearts, comedians, or anyone debugging their emotional code.

Tagline:
💔 “Ab bas hoodie hi comfort deti hai.”