“Daadi – Depreciating Asset Hai” Hoodie | Midnight Black

Description:
Daadi bolti thi “Beta, paise bachao.”
Beta ne bola — “Daadi, tu khud depreciating asset hai.”

This hoodie is for every emotionally unavailable grandchild who still calls Daadi for OTPs and moral support. “Daadi – Depreciating Asset Hai” isn’t just fashion — it’s your emotional balance sheet printed in style. Designed with Samay-level sarcasm and Indian-family realism, this piece sits perfectly between guilt trip aur drip.

Soft, savage, and sentimental — all at once.

Key Features:

Ultra-soft cotton-poly fleece — utna hi soft jitni Daadi ki parathe wali pyaar

Bilingual Hindi-English print because humari generation confused hai, but self-aware bhi

Spacious kangaroo pocket — snacks rakh lo ya Daadi ke diye hue ₹500 note

Ribbed cuffs and hem — style bhi, sanskaar bhi

Unisex relaxed fit — kyunki roasting has no gender

Color: Midnight Black
Material: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
Available Sizes: S | M | L | XL | XXL

Wash Care:
Machine wash cold, inside-out — Daadi ke haath se mat dhulwana please.
No bleach — Daadi bolegi “Beta, ye kapde nahi, character bleach ho raha hai.”
Iron lightly, not on print — zyada garam hua toh Daadi ke ashirwad bhi pighal jayenge.

Ideal For:
Unlog ke liye jo apni Daadi se pyaar bhi karte hain aur roast bhi — the sarcastic softies, the emotional investors, and every grandkid living off nostalgia and Maggi.

Tagline:
👵 “Daadi hai… depreciate ho rahi hai… par pyaar compound interest pe chalu hai.”